BEST GROUP SELFIE IN THE HISTORY OF GROUP SELFIES
this needs to be in every art history books in 10 years
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
oh my god
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
Who says you need to order carry out for fried rice?
- 1/2 Cup brown whole grain rice
- Onion, Diced
- Carrots, Diced
- 1 Egg
- Olive Oil
- Soy Sauce
- Steam Rice for 45 min, add a little bit of vinegar with the water to make sticky
- Dice veggies, throw into pan with oil
- Throw on rice and cake down
- Cook for 4-5 min on medium-high heat
- Flip/Mix Rice
- Cook for another 4-5 min
- Move the rice over for the scrambled egg, dice and mix as the egg cooks
- Throw on soy sauce, let simmer for ~30-45 seconds
- Eat :3
LET ME TELL YOU A THING IM THE BEST AT FRIED RICE! IM THE MOTHERFUCKING KING OF FRIED RICE!
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time
FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg
Louis CK on our culture on dating
I HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR THIS MAN.
'Ugh, I hope this one's nice'
I freaking love Louis CK.
Louis C.K. Is one if the funniest and smartest comedians around. He take cerebral intellectual comedy to another level. It’s great and many of his jokes have a moral behind it. He’s the man. This is why people in comedy consider him the one of greatest alive today. He goes widely under-appreciated by the public at large.